I am a qualified chef, I clean, I’m almost always happy, I don’t get jealous (openly), I like to party, I like to chill, I don’t nag, I’m super helpful, I can fix things myself, I like boy activities, I like girl activities, I like time to myself, I have a good family, I am faithful, I am honest, I love sex.

Why can I only find assholes?

Is it cause I’m scared of the dark and spiders?